Geronimo

Bow Ties Are Cool

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and...bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant." - The Doctor

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes likeimage

1atula:

having my period makes me feel so badass because you know if boys walked around bleeding out of their dicks for a week they would start crying

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

bluepac:

justlikenoel:

bluepac:

what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever

A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter

I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key 

“And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”

― F. Scott FitzgeraldThe Great Gatsby

stuartsometimes:

I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

When heaven seems so far away
And dreams are just a memory
When love is all too hard to hold
Just take a breath and let it go~~

niknak79:

Baby goat conquers human